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		<title>BTB Knows Just What To Do</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 02:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BrickMonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bobisms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bald Tire Bob says when Life gives you lemons, Son, you paint &#8216;em to look like hand grenades. Then when you throw them lemon grenades at people, they&#8217;ll make their own lemonade, if you know what Bob is tellin&#8217; you.]]></description>
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		<title>BTB Would Hammer in the Morning.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 21:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BrickMonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bobisms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Learning]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So if and The Man is comin&#8217; down on you, well, remember son: if The Man has himself a kneecap and you got a hammer you&#8217;re halfway to figuring it out yerself.]]></description>
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		<title>BTB Is a Friendly Sort</title>
		<link>http://www.baldtirebob.com/blog/224/btb-is-a-friendly-sort/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 21:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BrickMonkey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Son, if you&#8217;re startin&#8217; to feel like you&#8217;re being played for a sucker, well then chances are you passed that done off-ramp aways-and-some back. Probably gonna take a LOT of unsuckage jess to get yourself back to the county line of Sucktown, population you plus all the other suckers. That&#8217;s where friends come in: specifically, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Success Has Many Roadways</title>
		<link>http://www.baldtirebob.com/blog/222/success-has-many-roadways/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 22:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BrickMonkey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. ~Author Unknown Also: The road to success has no carpool lane. ~Author Unknown The road to success has many gas stations, but only some of the gas stations sell hot dogs. ~Author Unknown The road to success has no speed limit, but watch out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bag, Box, Flute&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.baldtirebob.com/blog/220/bag-box-flute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 19:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BrickMonkey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A bag is but a box without the fluting. A stick is but a flute without the holes. Foo Fighters are but Jethro Tull without the flute. Flute = past-tense plural of fly: he flew, they flute.]]></description>
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		<title>BTB, He Knows What About What</title>
		<link>http://www.baldtirebob.com/blog/218/btb-he-knows-what-about-what/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 16:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BrickMonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bob's Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colt 45]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Money]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.baldtirebob.com/blog/?p=218</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bald Tire Bob, he eased himself nice &#038; slow out of hiding, being that he was reasonably sure the Feds had given on up and moved themselves to harassing other Americans who ain&#8217;t as much on the ready like Bob: like Bob says, when the black sedans pull up in front of the house is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BTB, He Gives Because He Cares</title>
		<link>http://www.baldtirebob.com/blog/216/btb-he-gives-because-he-cares/</link>
		<comments>http://www.baldtirebob.com/blog/216/btb-he-gives-because-he-cares/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 15:21:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BrickMonkey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bald Tire Bob, he likes himself to stay on the good side of the street, spirit-wise. Son, it&#8217;s not enough to have enough, you have to give some back. The Man Upstairs, he knows ungrateful when he sees it, and he sees just about everything, except maybe down in Bob&#8217;s command post in the compound, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BTB Knows About Moon Cheese.</title>
		<link>http://www.baldtirebob.com/blog/209/btb-knows-about-moon-cheese/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 15:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BrickMonkey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Grass Lobster]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So Big Chuck was all talkin&#8217; about maybe selling himself some grass lobster jams and jellies on the eBay, sayin&#8217; how he could make the kind of money that lets a man own shoes &#8217;cause he wants to, not &#8217;cause he has to. Well, Bald Tire Bob, he asked Big Chuck if he even had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BTB Holds the Zen Like a Baby Bird.</title>
		<link>http://www.baldtirebob.com/blog/203/btb-holds-the-zen-like-a-baby-bird/</link>
		<comments>http://www.baldtirebob.com/blog/203/btb-holds-the-zen-like-a-baby-bird/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BrickMonkey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bald Tire Bob, he was watching Matlock and sipping the ‘45, just letting the day slide a bit, and he got to thinkin’ that you can go crazy sometimes, thinkin’ you can control those things you just can’t control — it’s like being in the backseat of a car that ain’t no LeBaron and Big [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Darn Clowns</title>
		<link>http://www.baldtirebob.com/blog/201/darn-clowns/</link>
		<comments>http://www.baldtirebob.com/blog/201/darn-clowns/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 20:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BrickMonkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Conundrums]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You have been kidnapped by circus anarchists, and you have 2 choices for your release: You are given $5,000 in hundred-dollar bills. You get to keep $300, but you must burn the other $4700 — one hundred dollar bill at a time &#8212; in front of a group of hungry, pleading, photogenic orphans wearing discarded [...]]]></description>
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