Success Has Many Roadways

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. ~Author Unknown

Also:

The road to success has no carpool lane. ~Author Unknown

The road to success has many gas stations, but only some of the gas stations sell hot dogs. ~Author Unknown

The road to success has no speed limit, but watch out for the highway patrol, anyway. They can always ticket you for something. ~Author Unknown

The road to success has the occasional crosswalk: thus, pedestrians are obstacles on the road to success. Drive accordingly, and watch out, grandma. ~Author Unknown

The road to success goes by that place, that sells that stuff, that that guy on TV yells about, in that commercial. Yeah, that one. ~Author Unknown

The road to success has no Yield signs, as slowing down for others is for suckers: suck on that, Mr. Failure in the mini-van. ~Author Unknown