BTB Holds the Zen Like a Baby Bird.

Bald Tire Bob, he was watching Matlock and sipping the ‘45, just letting the day slide a bit, and he got to thinkin’ that you can go crazy sometimes, thinkin’ you can control those things you just can’t control — it’s like being in the backseat of a car that ain’t no LeBaron and Big Chuck is driving with his salt all high.
Anyway, Bob, he thought that — even though a man can’t control everything — son, if he can control his temper an’ his bowels then he’s still doin’ fine, things considered.